i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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