PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
