i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
