Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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