That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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