My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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