we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
