You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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