Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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