My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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