are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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