why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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