I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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