don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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