dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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