I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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