Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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