I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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