what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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