I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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