we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
