WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
