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Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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