You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
