i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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