Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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