Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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