PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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