last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
