Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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