For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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