I swear she didn't look like that last week.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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