then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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