I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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