Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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