How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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