areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Ladies don't puke and tell
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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