"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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