Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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