So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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