you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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