: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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