hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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