he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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