.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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