Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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