So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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