woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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