protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
