my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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