all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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