i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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