is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My Sexting was not on an AP level
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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